Five Things That Amuse Me

1. When people open their car doors at the bank drive-through
2. When a driver changes lanes in order to be first at the light, and then he/she goes slower than the cars in the other lane when the light turns green
3. When people try to pass on the right on the interstate, only to get stuck behind somebody else
4. When a driver blows by me like I'm sitting still, and then I see him/her a few minutes later on the side of the road busted for speeding
5. When a person parks over the line and then flips out because my vehicle is within the lines, but only 5 inches from his/her vehicle