Total Randomness

Since the last time I posted, I've celebrated the 9th anniversary of my wedding. That's almost a decade! Unreal. It's been a wonderful 9 years, and I'm a lucky sumbitch to have such an awesome wife. Yes, I'm still on a taco high (my wife just made the best tacos I've ever ingested), but these are my true thoughts.

I also lost some weight a couple of days ago; I got a haircut & clipped my fingernails. I'm still 220 pounds of pure flab, but at least my hair doesn't look like a mushroom struck by lightning anymore. And I can play my bass without my fingernails making "plink, plink, plink" sounds on the strings. If there was some way to stunt the growth of my nails, I'd be all over that.

I have a couple of kids to bathe now, so I'm done blogging for now.